Oral & Technological Elevation Elation

7. Anytime I’m alone in an elevator, I’m either singing or dancing. And then when the doors open I act as though I’ve just been standing there, bored.

8. I hate it when people use incorrect grammar and spelling in instant messaging, text messages, and e-mails. It is NOT okay. Technology is not an excuse for stupidity. Stop text messaging like a pre-teen girl.

9. I have a raging oral fixation. Don’t read anything kinky into that. I’ve heard that many people with ADHD have oral fixations. I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m certainly afflicted. I sucked my thumb when I was a kid. To this day I bite my nails. I’m constantly snacking on something or chewing gum… and I occasionally chew on inedible things… Styrofoam cups, for example. Or drinking straws. Or the caps from water bottles.